Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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