I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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