What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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