The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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