I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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