i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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