he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he was CRYING into my vagina
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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