if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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