Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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