): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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