My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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