I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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