so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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