you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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