dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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