no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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