if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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