She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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