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My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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