A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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