it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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