They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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