How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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