I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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