Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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