Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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