Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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