: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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