i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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