I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you inspire me to be a worse person
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize