Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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