will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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