Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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