I think I am morally bankrupt
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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