the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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