She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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