You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Buhtt sex?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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