I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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