I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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