It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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