why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Randomize
