Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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