either way he was missing a nipple.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i've created a new STD.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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