So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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