if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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