Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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