i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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