Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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