yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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