called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish i was in the wii world.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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