Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
where am i from again
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think people are normalizing furries
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
