At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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