The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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