I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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