you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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