yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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